Kristina Lloyd

Erotic Fiction Author

Man Candy Monday

Wet! Armpits! Lost in bliss! Body hair!

All my dreams have come true in one photo. This is Lance Parker (soccer player, apparently). I found him on Ban the Razor, a wonderful site celebrating the glory of the great unwaxed. Oh boy, I love a hairy chest. And hairy arms (with a great big wristwatch). Even hairy backs, often regarded as the greatest horror on all the horrible horrors of a man’s body, are fine by me.

I have a new Man Candy rule. It’s called: Don’t piss on my bonfire! If my guy ain’t to your taste, save your breath for now then hop over to the Andro-Aperture Project and tell Kitty Stryker what you do like. In fact, go tell her anyway. Kitty has a poll going and so far the results look like this: What do women want?

Interestingly, it’s not what they keep trying to sell us.

The Andro-Aperture Project is dedicated to putting sexy men in the paws of het women. Well, not literally, but via the medium of photography. Erotica Cover Watch, a similar project I was once part of, got a fabulous lot of link love from Kitty and made me glow warmly.

Ah me, when I dip into my wet files, it takes me ages to climb out. So eyes right for some rough ‘n’ ready army-boy action from Skin Marvin, a site that makes me so happy I once wrote a fan letter to Marvin. He wrote back. He was very nice. Heck, that is one helluva sexy picture.

Slightly random, a rat ate Alison Tyler’s butt plugs! As AT says, we’ll soon be bringing out the third of our annual anal erotica ebooks (say that six times fast). First we had Kiss My Ass, then we had Bad Ass and now we have a new one in the pipeline (so to speak!).

I’ll also have something of my very own to shout about in the next few weeks. Stay tuned!



June 27, 2011 - Posted by | Kristina Lloyd | , ,


  1. I think Kristina that Kitty’s research does not cover ‘women’ in general, but so far about 240 women, who have replied to the survey, and some of them DO like the kinds of images already available.

    Like the one you have posted here of a soccer player, which makes it Sporno. Which is very much geared to providing images of men for men and women’s pleasure! Sporno is a massive market and women consume it all the time.

    I love seeing these images but they are very very much aimed at a ‘bisexual’ or ‘metrosexual’ audience. Needless to say I have plenty on my own files!

    Comment by Quiet Riot Girl | June 28, 2011 | Reply

  2. The person who runs ‘ban the razor’ incidentally is male.

    Female gaze? ORLY? 😀

    Comment by Quiet Riot Girl | June 28, 2011 | Reply

  3. Haha! See, this is what it’s all about: woman gets an eyeful of sexy as she goes about her day-to-day business, no major effort required:

    Thanks AT!

    Comment by Kristina Lloyd | July 2, 2011 | Reply

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